Sugar

*Tit tit~~ text messages*

'Hey there.'
'Hey, whats'up?'
'Watcha doing?'
'Nothing much, shuffling my music.'

'Hey, girl.'
'Yeah, why? Anything wrong?'
'Nothing. Hm. May I ask you something?'
'What?'

*10 minutes later*

'Dude, still there huh?' What did you wanna ask?'
'Yeah, still here. I would like to ask you a favor?'
'Oh c'mon. You I'll do anything for you. We're bff, remember?'
'Thanks. Would you by my sugar?'

*Stunned*

'Your sugar? Haha watchu mean huh?'
'Be my sugar, and I'll be your candy?'

*Silent*

'Dear, I'm proposing you. Would you marry me?'

*Phone turned off*